The Rogue Nation of LSN27 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Lisa with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, parental licensing program, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 1.67 billion LSN27ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Portland. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 68.8%.

The frighteningly efficient LSN27ian economy, worth 215 trillion coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,059 coins, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

Amorous nobles always bring the same disappointing gift to weddings, corporations claim the third ounce of any metal traded in a wicker-cone on the Sunday of a full moon as a charitable expense, caroling is considered a public disturbance, and the government has strong opinions about what goes into your bodily orifices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. LSN27's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Wicca.

LSN27 is ranked 10,417^th in the world and 210^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 62.89 flags saluted per person per day.