The Prosperous Union of LBDJMSB is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by LBDJMSB with an even hand, and notable for its pith helmet sales, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 7.789 billion LBDJMSBians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient LBDJMSBian economy, worth a remarkable 1,244 trillion LBDS a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 159,797 LBDS, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Vegetables are crisper thanks to CRISPR, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity, and the endangered saltwater humpback Bear is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. LBDJMSB's national animal is the Bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

LBDJMSB is ranked 37,866^th in the world and 2,149^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,906.92 on the Gilded Widget Scale.