The Republic of Kyrianian is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, avant-garde cinema, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.116 billion Kyrianianians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Environment, Healthcare, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyrianian City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyrianianian economy, worth a remarkable 1,878 trillion rupees a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 168,964 rupees, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ministers browse Alright! magazine for fashion tips, unemployed accountants keep double-entry ledgers of their benefit claims, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them, and court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyrianian's national animal is the porpoise, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Atheism.

Kyrianian is ranked 289,224^th in the world and 11,201^st in Balder for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -21.49 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.