The State of Kyrgyztan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its complete lack of public education, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 19.262 billion Kyrgyztanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Kyrgyztanian economy, worth 768 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 39,898 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 271,264 per year while the poor average 2,143, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, surveillance cameras are banned, voting is voluntary, and Kyrgyztan has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kyrgyztan's national animal is the deer, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kyrgyztan is ranked 137,525^th in the world and 372^nd in Ancient Lands for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 37,943.88 Standard Monetary Units.