The Republic of Kynan137 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, keen interest in outer space, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.331 billion Kynan137ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 74.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan137ian economy, worth 919 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,205 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

Printing ink yields a major religion's biggest return on investment, judicial robes are the country's hottest fashion trend, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and the examiners who examine examiners are being examined by examiners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan137's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kynan137 is ranked 117,838^th in the world and 74^th in Kynanland for Largest Populations, with 4.33 billion capita.