Population | 4.302 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Kynan115 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, unlimited-speed roads, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.302 billion Kynan115ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 46.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan115ian economy, worth 902 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 209,871 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
The upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned, retired racing cats are served truffles for breakfast, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry, and unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan115's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kynan115 is ranked 277,261st in the world and 152nd in Kynanland for Safest, scoring 6.26 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, unemployed mercenaries drift the country looking for new careers.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, cinemas play art-house movies to ever-shrinking audiences as film critics rule the industry.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, retired racing cats are served truffles for breakfast.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, the upper class have been throwing riots after hunting was recently banned.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, cowboys often wear wolfskin jackets to the saloon.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, truancy is as easy as clicking a camera icon.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, a video of Leader wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables.
- : Kynan115 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan115, the Kynan115 Automotive Racing Series draws millions of spectators annually while those near the tracks complain about the noise.