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Most Patriotic: 1,624thLowest Crime Rates: 4,724thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,876th
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy
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Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Some

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Kynan112

Population4.334 billion

Currencydollar
Animalcat

The Republic of Kynan112 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.334 billion Kynan112ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan112ian economy, worth 848 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,769 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.

The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan112's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kynan112 is ranked 30,729th in the world and 126th in Kynanland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,858.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 1,624thTop
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Lowest Crime Rates: 4,724thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,876thHealthiest Citizens: 6,576thLargest Governments: 7,128thNudest: 7,297thLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,734thLongest Average Lifespans: 7,887thMost Efficient Economies: 7,986thMost Developed: 8,150thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 9,130thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,274thLargest Information Technology Sector: 10,003rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,162ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 10,250thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,274thHighest Average Tax Rates: 10,462ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,877thMost Devout: 11,107thSmartest Citizens: 11,320thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,334thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,344thMost Scientifically Advanced: 13,800thBest Weather: 14,017thTop
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Most Subsidized Industry: 16,824thMost Advanced Public Education: 17,296thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 17,663rdMost Beautiful Environments: 19,651stHighest Food Quality: 22,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 25,994thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 27,730thMost Inclusive: 28,157th
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Most Developed: 2nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 2nd in the regionLargest Governments: 4th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 7th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7th in the regionSafest: 7th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 8th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 12th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 14th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 16th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 16th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 17th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
  • : Kynan112 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
  • : Kynan112 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Kynan112ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
  • : Following new legislation in Kynan112, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.

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