Population | 4.334 billion |
Currency | dollar |
Animal | cat |
The Republic of Kynan112 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 4.334 billion Kynan112ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 90.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan112ian economy, worth 848 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,769 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.3 times as much as the poorest.
The military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force, and military officers are given medals for disobeying orders. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan112's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Kynan112 is ranked 30,729th in the world and 126th in Kynanland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 4,858.25 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, military officers are given medals for disobeying orders.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, the nation's soldiers often believe they're in the Air Force.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, election results are often delayed for weeks to count the expat votes.
- : Kynan112 was reclassified from "Psychotic Dictatorship" to "Authoritarian Democracy".
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms.
- : Kynan112 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Kynan112ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, retirement homes are often fitted with luxurious suites.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, people boast about their low income on their dating profiles.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan112, only fully-fledged members of MENSA are allowed to vote.