The Republic of Kynan101 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its disturbing lack of elderly people, ban on automobiles, and daily referendums. The hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.334 billion Kynan101ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. The average income tax rate is 71.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan101ian economy, worth 768 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an impressive 177,259 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.1 times as much as the poorest.

Hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, the request to "give us our daily bread" can only be fulfilled six days out of seven, Rupert Bear is considered to be the most risqué TV programme in Kynan101, and the elderly are killed softly with a song. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan101's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan101 is ranked 266,877^th in the world and 59^th in Kynanland for Safest, scoring 8.82 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.