The Republic of Kynan092 is a massive, efficient nation, notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.323 billion Kynan092ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 36.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan092ian economy, worth 828 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 191,535 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Grade school teachers mark homework with red "CITATION NEEDED" stamps, teachers are dying as they attempt to read 500 word essays without pausing for breath, coffee cups have grown in size to accommodate the huge ingredients list, and the nation has an international reputation for compassion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan092's national animal is the cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kynan092 is ranked 117,932^nd in the world and 94^th in Kynanland for Largest Populations, with 4.32 billion capita.