The Republic of Kynan043 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, pith helmet sales, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.288 billion Kynan043ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 41.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan043ian economy, worth 901 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 210,345 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 6.4 times as much as the poorest.

The combined alert sound of a nation simultaneously receiving a text message is a common cause of hearing damage, country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, Tetris has been banned for its graphic violent content, and the government advises foreign diplomats to speak softly and carry a big bag of cash. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan043's national animal is the Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kynan043 is ranked 118,413^th in the world and 149^th in Kynanland for Largest Populations, with 4.29 billion capita.