The Republic of Kynan027 is a massive, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, zero percent divorce rate, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.361 billion Kynan027ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 46.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan027ian economy, worth 922 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 211,524 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dreams of entering the Super League have been relegated to the history books, new mothers can pay for their weekly grocery shop with a bottle of breast milk, foreign leaders who don't applaud Leader's speeches are regarded as enemies of Kynan027, and air purifiers fight smoke machines on Kynan027ian stage setups. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan027's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan027 is ranked 259,990^th in the world and 41^st in Kynanland for Safest, scoring 13.35 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.