The Republic of Kynan022 is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its pith helmet sales, keen interest in outer space, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.363 billion Kynan022ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 33.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan022ian economy, worth 854 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 195,952 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

The nation is completely gun-free, The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth, and people on the brink of death are put through unwanted and stressful procedures. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan022's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan022 is ranked 117,365^th in the world and 22^nd in Kynanland for Largest Populations, with 4.36 billion capita.