The Republic of Kynan005 is a massive, efficient nation, remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.377 billion Kynan005ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan005ian economy, worth 972 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 222,163 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

There are no longer any roads less traveled, politicians accepting drinks in bars are executed for taking bribes, Leader's exquisite office door is replaced monthly due to angry petitioners, and the last thing Kynan005ian soldiers hear before charging into battle is a preacher trying to convert them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan005's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan005 is ranked 277,326^th in the world and 166^th in Kynanland for Safest, scoring 6.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.