The Republic of Kynan002 is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.348 billion Kynan002ians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 58.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Kynan002ian economy, worth 962 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 221,446 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.
Victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail, and people are turning themselves into worm food. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan002's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kynan002 is ranked 117,571st in the world and 44th in Kynanland for Largest Populations, with 4.35 billion capita.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, people are turning themselves into worm food.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, convicted criminals are given free limo rides to jail.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, the nation has nearly as many history museums as Kynan002ians.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, street crime is on the rise as police officers spend most of their time in prisons.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, the "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Kynan002 City Times is sold out.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, theatre may or may not be changing for the better but it is being changed for good.
- : Following new legislation in Kynan002, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets.
