The Republic of Kynan001 is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its enslaved workforce, free-roaming dinosaurs, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.4 billion Kynan001ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 74.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Kynan001ian economy, worth 909 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 206,751 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

Homeowners on prime real estate have been seen dodging giant bulldozers with cartoon characters painted on them, those who don't have a bean to spend don't know a bean about Brasilistanian coffee beans, the news is showing footage of Leader bullying an old man to the point of tears, and odysseying merchant sailors swear that they've heard sirens in the western seas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kynan001's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kynan001 is ranked 266,522^nd in the world and 58^th in Kynanland for Safest, scoring 8.83 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.