The Constitutional Monarchy of Kyenschlovia is a massive, genial nation, ruled by King Bob with an even hand, and notable for its rampant corporate plagiarism, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.123 billion Kyenschlovians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fyeblosk. The average income tax rate is 50.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Kyenschlovian economy, worth 74.5 trillion Marbles a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 66,330 Marbles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, copyright laws have been abolished, Kyenschlovia has been recently classified as an international menace after 'liberating' several nearby territories, and petitioners are increasingly resorting to climbing through King Bob's window to draw attention to their issues. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyenschlovia's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Kyenschlovia is ranked 239,128^th in the world and 8,628^th in Balder for Most Armed, with 0.21 weapons per person.