The Stellar Presidency of Kuromagna is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Kadremorria with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.681 billion Kyarans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kyarai City. The average income tax rate is 68.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kuromagnan economy, worth 426 trillion Okeyres a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Trout Farming, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 63,867 Okeyres, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The arms industry is strictly regulated, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kuromagna's national animal is the Anedri, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Kyretechism.

Kuromagna is ranked 17,261^st in the world and 963^rd in Lazarus for Nicest Citizens, with 24.29 average smiles per day.