The Republic of Kryvolf is a massive, cultured nation, remarkable for its public floggings, disturbing lack of elderly people, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 3.001 billion Kryvolfians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 63.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Kryvolfian economy, worth 332 trillion baht a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 110,752 baht, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, the "daily grind" consists of levelling up in tedious video games, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings, and the navy is chrome-plating its battleships to prevent rust. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kryvolf's national animal is the sheep, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kryvolf is ranked 260,100^th in the world and 1,020^th in Cainitium for Safest, scoring 12.98 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.