The Kingdom of Konalani is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, democratic population of 742 million Konalanese are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.
The medium-sized, liberal, socially-minded, outspoken government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Administration, and Welfare are also considered important, while Defense is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halawai. The average income tax rate is 46.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The Konalanese economy, worth 45.2 trillion kālās a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Basket Weaving, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 60,924 kālās, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs, and the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Konalani's national animal is the nene, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Konalani is ranked 44,081st in the world and 49th in Eurth for Safest, scoring 104.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Konalani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments and Most Inclusive.
- : Konalani was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending and Highest Food Quality, the Top 5% for Highest Disposable Incomes and Most Stationary, and the Top 10% for Most Patriotic.
- : Following new legislation in Konalani, the government has begun selling heroin and ecstasy to help fund its projects.
- : Following new legislation in Konalani, popular cartoon characters frequently appear in government-sponsored PSAs reminding students to say no to drugs.
- : Following new legislation in Konalani, the government is more interested in identifying problems than fixing them.
- : Following new legislation in Konalani, schools have extensive counseling programs for troubled students.
- : Following new legislation in Konalani, all work and no play has rendered the nation's children somewhat intelligent but also remarkably dull.
- : Konalani was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Following new legislation in Konalani, bins outnumber trees in city parks.
- : Following new legislation in Konalani, the moral worth of national allies is judged by their GDP.
