The Kingdom of Koky is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Gaylord Makoko with an iron fist, and renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, public floggings, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, devout population of 2.372 billion Kokyians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebene. The average income tax rate is 48.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Kokyian economy, worth 113 trillion kokytens a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,913 kokytens, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It's normal to start working life with crippling financial debt, the nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, several citizens have complained about scientists abducting their pets for experimentation, and patriotic citizens chant "there's only one Koky" at foreigners. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koky's national animal is the fisher, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Christianity.

Koky is ranked 264,214^th in the world and 5^th in The Region of Peace for Most Cultured, scoring 59 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.