The United Kingdom of Koeninberg is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by HRH King Christian I with an even hand, and renowned for its frequent executions, avant-garde cinema, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.235 billion Koeninbergians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Koensbury. The average income tax rate is 35.8%.

The powerhouse Koeninbergian economy, worth 800 trillion Pounds a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Average income is 97,238 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens seem fixated on 105m x 45m rectangles, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, washing-up liquid looks and smells like baby poo, and the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Koeninberg's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Deism.

Koeninberg is ranked 31,884^th in the world and 1,911^th in Lazarus for Highest Food Quality, scoring 59.79 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.