The State of Klocia is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 8.41 billion Klocians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is solely concerned with Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The strong Klocian economy, worth 400 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 47,662 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 307,187 per year while the poor average 2,987, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Citizens are enjoying a recent large cut in taxes, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, and the realistic depiction of tentacles is on the core syllabus of most art schools. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Klocia's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Klocia is ranked 289,326^th in the world and 8^th in Rogue for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring -5.48 on the Gilded Widget Scale.