The Federation of Klezington is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, infamous sell-swords, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate population of 1.167 billion Klezors are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Klezoria. The average income tax rate is 52.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Klezoric economy, worth 94.9 trillion Klezoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 81,297 Klezoes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, there's a bright dawn ahead for Klezington, government opponents tend to have their patents rejected immediately, and mining safety laws are often more expensive than what's being mined. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klezington's national animal is the Frostpaw lynx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Klezington is ranked 25,004^th in the world and 1,425^th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 111.28 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.