The Republic of Klenei is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Prime Minister with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, compulsory military service, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate population of 3.962 billion Kleneians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kiega. The average income tax rate is 76.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Kleneian economy, worth 499 trillion Lyras a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,153 Lyras, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Builders across Klenei are blocked up with orders for new public loos, nobody looks each other in the eye at neighborhood block parties any more, nouveau riche farmers diligently take care of their golden calf herds, and space research funding has hit a recent high while several military bases are being closed down. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Klenei's national animal is the Red fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is None.

Klenei is ranked 15,972^nd in the world and 7^th in Sparkalia for Most Patriotic, with 52.68 flags saluted per person per day.