The Republic of Kixania is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Francisco Puentes Camarena with an even hand, and notable for its digital currency, sprawling nuclear power plants, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed population of 6.078 billion Kixaneses are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of San Martino. The average income tax rate is 40.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Kixanian economy, worth 372 trillion Kixoes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,255 Kixoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Francisco Puentes Camarena has just been declared ruler of Kixania in an international press conference, elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, Catolicismo has been named as Kixania's national religion, and immigrants are required to salute the flag five times a day. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kixania's national animal is the Yuanki, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catolicismo.

Kixania is ranked 104,310^th in the world and 5,529^th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 1,332.75 on the Gilded Widget Scale.