The Rear AdWiggle of Kitten is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its suspicion of poets, complete absence of social welfare, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 16.603 billion Kittenians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, pro-business government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while Welfare and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.8%.

The powerhouse Kittenian economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,893 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 9.2 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal for police officers to carry out searches due to strict privacy laws, all citizens are solely referenced by their allocated identity number, young children are regularly seen wagering pocket money at blackjack tables, and even the most lowly council pen-pusher has the same political power as a senior minister. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kitten's national animal is the eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution.

Kitten is ranked 5,698^th in the world and 327^th in Lazarus for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 6,708.78 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.