The Republic of Kiricunarr is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, zero percent divorce rate, and avowedly heterosexual populace. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 1.449 billion Kiricunarrians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 43.2%.

The powerhouse Kiricunarrian economy, worth 110 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Furniture Restoration, and Tourism. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 76,592 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Every week is blindness awareness week, churches across the land are hurriedly installing auto-tune for their choirs, the nation's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, and travelers are subject to extensive searches if beet stains are visible on their clothing. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiricunarr's national animal is the penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kiricunarr is ranked 49,151^st in the world and 2,380^th in Balder for Safest, scoring 103.22 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.