The Republic of Kindoria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Peter Rybakov with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 4.336 billion Kindorians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gonll. The average income tax rate is 41.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Kindorian economy, worth 411 trillion kins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 94,955 kins, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

4-year-olds studying for their mathematics exams are anxious that they will be unemployable in adulthood if they fail, school cafeterias serve nothing but protein powder and vitamin supplements, politicians are fired for opening subjective statements with "I believe", and criminals always seem to be forewarned of police raids. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kindoria's national animal is the Sperm whale, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Kindoria is ranked 26,129^th in the world and 1,462^nd in Osiris for Safest, scoring 110.76 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.