The United Kingdom of Kimbolton is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its burgeoning squirrel population. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.325 billion Kimboltonians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.7%.

The strong Kimboltonian economy, worth 210 trillion francs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 63,399 francs, with the richest citizens earning 7.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kimbolton's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kimbolton is ranked 144,462^nd in the world and 7,060^th in Osiris for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.