The Republic of Kilwinning is a massive, genial nation, notable for its burgeoning swan population. The hard-working population of 2.923 billion Kilwinningians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Education. The average income tax rate is 21.9%.

The Kilwinningian economy, worth 139 trillion bitcoins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Automobile Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 47,577 bitcoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.2 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kilwinning's national animal is the swan, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kilwinning is ranked 53,322^nd in the world and 2,800^th in Osiris for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 51.48 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.