The Great Empire of of Kiltaz is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Empress Lana Ivana II with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, prohibition of alcohol, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.182 billion Kiltazians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Environment and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lavnagrad. The average income tax rate is 58.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Kiltazian economy, worth 535 trillion Vitas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 168,294 Vitas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Injured workers are encouraged to 'stitch themselves up with their bootstraps', athletes are renowned for being the best at maths, Ollie the Oiled Seal welcomes throngs of tourists to the newly opened Oil Oasis Water Park, and asking 'a penny for your thoughts?' draws law enforcement response. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kiltaz's national animal is the goat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Black Cap.

Kiltaz is ranked 20,816^th in the world and 1^st in The free states of europe for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,037.91 on the Gilded Widget Scale.