The Republic of Kicia is a massive, genial nation, remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, enforced nudity, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, cheerful population of 2.803 billion Kicians are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business government is dominated by the Department of Industry, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Defense also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kician economy, worth 610 trillion pesos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Soda Sales, and Information Technology. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 217,849 pesos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,954,052 per year while the poor average 3,101, a ratio of 630 to 1.

Unpopular cops are fired at a moment's notice by the citizens they police, the military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the government subsidises medicines of mass destruction, and Lion is one of the most popular forenames in Kicia. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Kicia's national animal is the lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kicia is ranked 153,612^th in the world and 152^nd in Poetry for Largest Populations, with 2.80 billion capita.