The Republic of Khavar is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Commodore Raymond Dace with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 31.038 billion Khavarites enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is primarily concerned with Education, although Defense, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Khavar City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Khavarian economy, worth a remarkable 5,465 trillion Kines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 176,098 Kines, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 661,853 per year while the poor average 32,708, a ratio of 20.2 to 1.

Khavarites are regularly fired for looking at MyFace during their lunch breaks, exploding toys that leak battery acid are back in the shops after the government declared child safety 'over-rated', citizens re-mortgage their homes to buy lottery tickets, and people who have never eaten chicken are told it tastes a bit like crocodile. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Khavar's national animal is the Spiney Ferret, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is None.

Khavar is ranked 86,560^th in the world and 1,738^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 32,708.16 Standard Monetary Units.