The Commonwealth of Kentucky1 is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Governor Austin E with an even hand, and renowned for its unlimited-speed roads, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, hard-working, devout population of 5.631 billion Kentuckians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Frankfort. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 72.9%.

The strong Kentuckian economy, worth 272 trillion United States Dollars a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 48,344 United States Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Psychiatrists that date patients are congratulated on their romantic conquests, inheritance tax has recently been abolished, leather-clad individuals can be seen walking their slaves in public parks, and baby boys who pick up pink crayons are sent to a psychiatric ward. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kentucky1's national animal is the Northern Cardinal, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kentucky1 is ranked 85,235^th in the world and 3^rd in RPG storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 67.82 law-abiding acts per hour.