The Colony of Kenboys is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avowedly heterosexual populace, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 8.99 billion Kenboysians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 16.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Kenboysian economy, worth 372 trillion lire a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 41,406 lire, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Every day's an auto-de-fé day, a major religion has been named as Kenboys's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Kenboys in an international press conference, and Kenboys has designated Kenboys City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Kenboys's national animal is the Ken, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kenboys is ranked 101,778^th in the world and 407^th in Dead Sea for Highest Poor Incomes, with 28,757.79 Standard Monetary Units.