The Republic of Keluli is a very large, genial nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working, democratic population of 111 million Kelulians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.2%.

The strong Kelulian economy, worth 6.42 trillion Keluli Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Retail. Average income is 57,818 Keluli Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.8 times as much as the poorest.

Surveillance cameras are banned, Keluli's free colleges struggle to maintain standards in the face of overwhelming demand, professionals are ready to retire by the time they receive permission to use their credentials, and the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller. Crime is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Keluli's national animal is the Manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

Keluli is ranked 255,236^th in the world and 4,609^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 1.56 flags saluted per person per day.