The Wandering Tribes of Keljim is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Guniji-a SeJun'Akerunabama with a fair hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 17.766 billion Keljis hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lijimura Island. The average income tax rate is 49.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Keljimian economy, worth a remarkable 2,007 trillion Hegis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,994 Hegis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Cars speed down national highways while drivers sleep at the wheel, citizens cannot change their light bulbs without approval from an international committee, t-shirts displaying a photo of Guniji-a SeJun'Akerunabama performing the Full-Monty are selling out, and the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies. Crime is totally unknown. Keljim's national animal is the Irandarian, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Keljim is ranked 19,938^th in the world and 5^th in Surda Federation for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 280.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.