The Commonwealth of Kaycee is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its burgeoning black hawk population. The hard-working population of 6.944 billion Kayceeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Healthcare, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 18.9%.

The Kayceean economy, worth 309 trillion regions a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 44,506 regions, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to make racist remarks in public, police officers that upset their bosses get assigned to 24 hour stakeouts of bike sheds, organ donation is compulsory, and truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaycee's national animal is the black hawk, which can occasionally be seen dodging aircraft in the nation's cities.

Kaycee is ranked 142,167^th in the world and 4,239^th in Suspicious for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 100.9 on the Clooney Contribution Index.