The Presidential Oligarchy of Kashimiria is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by John Small Woodward with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, prohibition of alcohol, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 1.926 billion kashimirians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fall Land City. The average income tax rate is 44.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Kashimirian economy, worth 230 trillion Kashimirian Rials a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 119,658 Kashimirian Rials, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

The government is continually probing the galaxy in search of alien life, jail house rock has been replaced with jail house golden oldies, parents must choose their children's names from a government-mandated master list, and a generation of children conceived in hell and born in strife is growing up inside government-run care villages. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kashimiria's national animal is the Capybara and its national religion is Cristanism.

Kashimiria is ranked 43,060^th in the world and 48^th in Eurth for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 704.69 on the Clooney Contribution Index.