Population | 13.005 billion |
Capital | Sanister |
Leader | Velma Dinkley |
Currency | Platibar |
Animal | Fractal Beast |
The Great Kingdom of Kannonate is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Velma Dinkley with a fair hand, and notable for its public floggings, complete lack of prisons, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 13.005 billion Kanneans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, liberal morass — juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sanister. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Kannonatean economy, worth a remarkable 1,210 trillion Platibars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Automobile Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 93,049 Platibars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains, school teachers check the staff room for hidden webcams before complaining about rebellious students, prices for nearly everything reach all-time highs as business tax breaks are discontinued, and the nation's hospitals are criticized for caring more about profits than patients. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kannonate's national animal is the Fractal Beast, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Kannonate is ranked 23,687th in the world and 1,319th in Balder for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 6,554.71 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Kannonate voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Promoting Ethnic and Cultural Equality".
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Developed.
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Inclusive.
- : Kannonate was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Kannonate voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Procedural Rights Of Defendants".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 4 » Fooooooooo, A Leaf on the Wind, Dragonian Kazaman, and North East Somerset.