The Democratic Commonwealth of Kalyfornia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Alexis Chernysheva with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 24.992 billion Kalyfornians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Los Angeles – Los Angeles SAR. The average income tax rate is 86.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kalyfornian economy, worth a remarkable 2,963 trillion Sovereigns a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 118,570 Sovereigns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

It is illegal to distribute Girl Guide Cookies without an advanced food hygiene diploma, politicians stage photo ops featuring barely functional fighter jets, preschools put children down for naps with milk, cookies, and a gruesome story of vengeance, and food voucher forgeries are causing headaches for the police. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kalyfornia's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Dévnostraévism.

Kalyfornia is ranked 10,430^th in the world and 15^th in Earth Prime for Most Valuable International Artwork, with zero Bank.