The Republic of Kaletra is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 7.482 billion Kaletrans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 49.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kaletran economy, worth 951 trillion deniers a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 127,159 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Foreign leaders are advising that Leader's letters must have gotten lost in the mail, a ban on unsolicited cold calling in all forms is in effect, when shaking hands with foreign leaders Leader wears an armoured gauntlet, and scientific journals publish third-graders' school essays. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kaletra's national animal is the tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kaletra is ranked 6,952^nd in the world and 458^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 11.71 weapons per person.