The Ectoplasmic Realm of KaleidoMyon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Ishmael Tazez with an even hand, and notable for its triple-decker prams, keen interest in outer space, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 17.31 billion KaleidoMyonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, although Law & Order, Environment, and Healthcare are also considered important, while International Aid isn't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of MyoNexus. The average income tax rate is 84.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient KaleidoMyonian economy, worth a remarkable 3,175 trillion Facets a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 183,459 Facets, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The paparazzi publicize Royal scandals with the utmost delight, insurance companies charge extortionate premiums to cover homes near waterways, sex-ed is child's play, and sharing vacation pictures requires written consent from the entire beach resort. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KaleidoMyon's national animal is the Ferret, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

KaleidoMyon is ranked 292,868^th in the world and 11,085^th in Osiris for Most Armed, with 0.1 weapons per person.