The Commonwealth of Kagahou is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Jaclinka Mooreson with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 7.684 billion Kagahians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Norde. The average income tax rate is 69.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Kagahian economy, worth 617 trillion Zealandian dollars a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Trout Farming. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 80,344 Zealandian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Children's TV shows are having a gay old time, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park, and elected officials who disagree with Jaclinka Mooreson have a lot of accidents. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kagahou's national animal is the Caqou, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Kagahou is ranked 47,730^th in the world and 2,764^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 4,080.03 on the Gilded Widget Scale.