The Democratic Republic of KYCF86 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.29 billion KYCF86ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 33.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The KYCF86ian economy, worth 188 trillion levs a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 35,655 levs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Parents often ask to see a credit report before lending money to their own children, shouting contests are an important part of government job interviews, everyone apparently sends Leader hair-filled lockets, offers to die heroically, and poetic desires to co-parent a child, and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. KYCF86's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KYCF86 is ranked 88,913^th in the world and 36^th in KYCF for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,323.79 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.