The Free Land of KYCF82 is a colossal, pleasant nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 5.318 billion KYCF82ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 23.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient KYCF82ian economy, worth 301 trillion ouguiyas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Retail. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 56,601 ouguiyas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Euthanasia is legal, road signs are getting harder to read under layers of knitted woolen cardigans, an online tea-bagging epidemic is getting worse and (meta)worse, and small children are learning a lot of new words from a teacher with Tourette Syndrome. Crime is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. KYCF82's national animal is the kangaroo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KYCF82 is ranked 190,033^rd in the world and 78^th in KYCF for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 901.61 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.