The Queendom of KYCF79 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and irreverence towards religion. The quiet, industrious population of 5.393 billion KYCF79ians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but sluggish KYCF79ian economy, worth 137 trillion laris a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Cheese Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 25,517 laris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat, giggling teens are asked to put their mouths on rubber dolls, and strict term limits have been applied to all elected offices. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KYCF79's national animal is the fish, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

KYCF79 is ranked 122,261^st in the world and 44^th in KYCF for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 1,942.69 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.