The Dictatorship of KYCF4 is a colossal, orderly nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, strictly enforced bedtime, and lack of airports. The cynical population of 5.565 billion KYCF4ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Welfare. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The KYCF4ian economy, worth 227 trillion lilangenis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Pizza Delivery. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 40,869 lilangenis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Entire families are dragged into counseling whenever children fight on a playground, cotton candy made from genuine cotton cellulose doesn't quite satisfy, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, and cremation is compulsory for the deceased. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KYCF4's national animal is the kiwi, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

KYCF4 is ranked 260,079^th in the world and 105^th in KYCF for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -7.88 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.