The Republic of KAYN is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, irreverence towards religion, and restrictive gun laws. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful population of 1.883 billion Que are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, corrupt, pro-business government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Healthcare, Law & Order, and Defense are also considered important. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 62.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Que economy, worth 396 trillion Ques a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 210,752 Ques, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,890,671 per year while the poor average 2,996, a ratio of 631 to 1.

The country is littered with broken homes, recognised healthcare professionals treat diabetes with a grain of sugar in a barrel of water, contemporary art museums showcase the latest in centuries-old art, and nephews and nieces of the monarch resort to begging from relatives in palace halls. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. KAYN's national animal is the Que, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

KAYN is ranked 143,066^th in the world and 10^th in Poetry for Safest, scoring 61.68 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.