The Kingdom of Jyrnao is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.31 billion Jyrnaoans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The tiny, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zaveo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The strong Jyrnaoan economy, worth 95.2 trillion Kunas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,669 Kunas, with the richest citizens earning 5.5 times as much as the poorest.

Jyrnao has designated Zaveo as its capital city, Jyrnaoan watches list strained wrists as a common side effect, bus shelters seem to be designed to let rain in, and ice-filled coffins are ominously positioned in the corner of every hospital ward. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force. Jyrnao's national animal is the Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Jyrnao is ranked 205,208^th in the world and 6^th in Etharia for Safest, scoring 37.37 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.